Originally written/posted: May 2011
Fandom: Inception (2010)
Pairing: Eames/Arthur
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2,300 words
Warnings: Crack!Fic Gender fuckery, temporary gender swap, internalized and external misogyny, unreliable narrator, weaponized incompetence
Notes: This is probably deeply offensive. Like all of my other inception works, I wrote this when I was a teenager. It is not funny or cute for any man to not know anything about how menstrual cycles work, but it is, unfortunately, deeply funny to a 15-year-old. Anyway, somehow, if you read this, I hope you enjoy this for what it is!

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Originally written/posted: May 2011
Fandom: Inception (2010)
Pairing: Eames/Arthur
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 13,500 words
Warnings: Magic-Realism, Light Angst, Unreliable Narrator
Universe: Canon-Divergence, Arthur is turned into a dog.
Notes: There is a (NON BEASTIALITY TO BE CLEAR, I was just a minor when I wrote that scene LMFAO) sex scene in the original version of this fic. However, I removed it for this posting as literally nothing else is lost, and I’d hate to have a 10K+ non-PWP fic be left out of this archive due to a scene that did not have to be included. I also removed a couple jokes that made me uncomfortable. Other than those edits and reformatting, I have not reread this one but it was written for that years Inception’s Reverse Bang.

Continue reading “its a dog’s life”

Originally written/posted: March 2011
Fandom: Inception (2010)
Pairing: Arthur/Eames, various other background pairings
Rating: PG
Warnings: This is a crack!fic where the group is converted to various animals; I took creative liberty in this regard and pulled multiple species from across the world. Obviously, there is nothing serious about this fic, you have been warned.
Word Count: 6,266 words
Notes: Not reread. Humor is that of a teenager in this one, so, sorry in advance lol.

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